Happy Fat Children and Protein Enhancers by Tom Duckworth 

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crisps300Composed mainly of anagrams and rearrangements of words, Tom Duckworth's Happy Fat Children and Protein Enhancers creates witty, eccentric poetry out of road signs, bank notes and crisp packets.  The author describes his poems as "mathematical problems to which I have found a particular solution for." 


About the author 


Me_3Tom Duckworth is 22 years old and lives in Exeter. He found that writing poems provided one of many ways to avoid revision for his final University exams which was when most of his work was written. Tom is a fan of the American comedian Demetri Martin, and his poems were largely inspired from having seen Demetri in his brilliant 2003 comedy show entitled ‘If I’. 

In the end Tom did pass all his exams (…nearly) and graduated with a degree in physics, a real mans degree, yet still couldn’t find a proper job. Crazily, he decided it would be a good idea, for now, to stay in academia  and currently works researching physics at the University of Exeter. You’ll often find him in a darkened room playing with green laser light and a camera to take pictures of it.



The Republic of Naught by Jay McLeod 

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Jay McLeod writes sharp, funny, angry poems about the struggle to resist conformity while working through a string of dead end jobs. 



About the author 

Jay MacLeod is from Vernon, British Columbia.  He has worked many jobs in the service, hospitality, and retail industries. His writing is set to appear in Polluto, Hungur, This Mutant Life, and elsewhere. The Republic of Naught is his first book.


The Birth of Taliesin The Bard by Richard Britton 

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Based on the mythical tale from the Welsh Mabinogion, Richard Britton's rich gothic tale breathes new life into the neglected form of narrative poetry.  




About the author 


100_0735Richard is a poet by blood, as well as a theologian and semiotician.  His poetry is neo-romantic, gothic and arabesque.  He firmly believes in the role of the poet as a reformer as well as a performer and that poetry can change the world, but not in the way we necessarily expect.  Richard actively resists the crypto-fascism of today’s western society, but finds popular culture a great medium through which the sublime can percolate.  He is a great admirer of Byron, Keats, Plato, Aristotle, John Ruskin, Matthew Arnold and St. Paul of Tarsus.  Richard often gets lost in his own little microcosm, but he loves poetry because it has protected him from deep melancholies, like a guardian muse. 

Richard Britton's website


Valve Works by Rob Sherman 

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Taking the human body as its theme, Valve Works combines Rob Sherman's biting and original poetry with Sarah Ogilvie's striking, surreal artwork.  





Praise for Valve Works 

"There is no doubting Sherman's deftness with language nor the tightness of this collection.  This is most definitely not a selection of poems thrown together; it is an author looking at the parts that make up himself, one by one, examining each with an identical eye (which sees, as he notes in a wonderfully acute phrase "but all through water") ... All in all, Valve Works is a very good collection of poems by a very talented poet, accompanied by exquisite illustrations."  
                               Dan Holloway, PANK Magazine. 

About the author 

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Rob Sherman is a 22 year old writer and musician from London. His favourite topics include wholegrain, gods with more than one face and cryptozoology, as well as his own suppurating, horrific body.



Rob Sherman's blog.
Sarah Ogilvie's site.



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Not a Lot of People Know That by David Hailwood and FJ Riley 

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Liar_Liar_Pants_on_Fire_by_Nami_TsukiNot a Lot of People Know That is a book of facts.  Not a lot of people know these facts.  David Hailwood and FJ Riley know them.  Not a lof of people know who David Hailwood and FJ Riley are, but with facts as accurate as these, they soon will.  


About the authors 

Half man, half cabbage, Dave Hailwood can often be found hanging around near drain covers on a never ending quest to bag himself a Ninja Turtle.
 
He writes comedy material for anyone who'll take it, and occassionally dabbles with cartooning and comic script writing. 

He has a blog at:
www.davidhailwood.blogspot.com which he occassionally remembers to update. 

FJ Riley is a man.  In his spare time, he runs the Philistine Press Facebook page, and has a collection of rare allergies.  His allergies currently include pink marshmallows, birch trees, balsamic vinegar, cotton wool and all human contact.   



Entertainment by Mr If 

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Welcome to the entertaining world of poet, enigma and serial adulterer, Mr If.  You've never read anything like this before.  You never will again.  

Contains adult content.  


About the author 


Mr If has submitted the following biographical note: 
"Everything you need to know about Mr If is contained in his writing.  All other biographical information is irrelevant."   


Dark Horse Pictures by Andy Hopkins 

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Originally published by Selkirk Lapwing Press in 2007, Andy Hopkins' acclaimed poetry collection, Dark Horse Pictures, is a deep, dark labyrinth of language.  





Also available - Andy Hopkins'
Ash Pony You Climb EP.


About the author 

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Poet and musician Andy Hopkins lives and works in Carlisle and has been publishing poetry and critical work for a number of years. Selkirk Lapwing, who published his first chapbook, described his work as a "sophisticated breath of fresh air on the contemporary poetry scene" and his debut was their biggest selling title.


Andy Hopkins on Write Out Loud
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Selkirk Lapwing Press website


Fitting Parts by Kenneth Pobo 

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Kenneth Pobo writes about life, politics and sexuality with precision and passion, combining subtle humour with furious anger.  The poems in Fitting Parts expertly expose the hypocrisy of the religious right, while serving as a wakeup call to any liberals who believe bigotry no longer exists.  Contains adult content.


Praise for Fitting Parts 

"These poems are “speaking out” and expressing something of the human reality of those who feel their existence disregarded by the world of black-suited ministers. Yet there are moments of awe and humor–appreciations of Sappho and Whitman, musings on cocks stalking men in dreams–amidst the anger."
                       Spencer Dew, decomP Magazine.  

"From sharp, cutting derision of the American right to the melancholy image of growing up on the receiving end of distaste and hate as a gay man, the included poems sweep back and forth from rage and sorrow, to courage. Pobo's carefully constructed composition makes every word and line count throughout, skipping flowery language and opting for content rather than laborious poetics." 
                         Shannon Peil, amphibi.us. 


About the author 

Ken_pictureKenneth Pobo won the 2009 Main Street Rag poetry chapbook contest for his manuscript called Trina and the Sky.  Main Street Rag published it in December 2009.  In 2008, WordTech Press published his book called Glass Garden.  He teaches Creative Writing and English at Widener University.


Also by Kenneth Pobo

Trina and the Sky (Main Street Rag, 2009) 
Glass Garden (Word Press 2008) 



Isotropes: A Collection of Speculative Haibun by TJ McIntyre 

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TJ McIntyre’s stunning collection of haibun packs a library full of ideas into a compact space.  With genres ranging from sci-fi to fairytale to realism, Isotropes is as unclassifiable as it is brilliant. 
(Haibun: a literary composition that combines prose and haiku.)


About the author 

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T.J. McIntyre has seen his writing published in numerous publications
including recent appearances in Fantasy Magazine, Everyday Weirdness, Ruthless Peoples Magazine, and Scifaikuest. He is a member of various writing organizations, including the Science Fiction Poetry Association (SFPA), and serves as a moderator for the Lobo Luna and Western Writiers writing communities on LiveJournal. Until earlier this year, he published Southern Fried Weirdness, an anthology and webzine celebrating speculative fiction and poetry with a Southern perspective. He lives in a busy household in the muggy heart of rural Alabama with his wife, two young sons, an aging Doberman mix, five tiger barbs, and three salt-and-pepper catfish.


Visit TJ McIntyre's website here.



Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box 
by Annette Greenaway

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Twenty eight poems about love, music, nature, travel, meditation and the end of the world.  This dazzling debut collection manages to be both haunting and hilarious.  



About the author

Annette Greenaway was born in Bristol in the 1970s.  She discovered acid house at the age of seventeen, and danced for the next twenty years.  She lives a much quieter life nowadays, but her neighbours occasionally spot her skipping around her living room in a pair of luminous dungarees.  She is married and lives in London.  
 

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